December 2011
Dear Sex,
Where are you? We used to see each other EVERY Saturday! I miss you so so so so much! You need to make a new friend so you can pay me more visits! I need you back in my life!
xo
- Me
I'm in Michigan! :D
I haven’t been this happy in while! It’s kinda disappointing to see all the people I’d left are still doing the same NOTHING they were doing two and three years ago. I hope they find their way up, but all I can do is hope!
Despite it all, I’m content and I’m loved <3
Watchs-fit-c:
serrrrrrrrrrrriously?! LOL
pharquests:
i remember watching the PPG one when i was little and was like “I don’t get it, how was she a surprise? and why is he so shocked?”
ibuiltswag:
justsamar:
lmfao, I was such a brainwashed child.
LOLOLOL @ bugs though
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
memasaurus:
Gabriel squished my stomach and I farted, three times. He was embarrased because there were guests over. I couldn’t stop laughing. I warned him. Having so much junk food tonight after not having some for weeks wasn’t the best idea.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You guys are adorable :3
I have a headache.
And Davena’s being a slut. Fucking Sloochie, I wish she’d call me. lol I love her.
When it comes to insults. Always be there for your...
When your bestfriend insults someone:
But when someone insults your bestfriend:
So the fuck what?
I curse.
I smoke, occassionally.
I drink, responsibly.
I have sex on occassions.
I work every damn day.
I cry, I laugh, I sob, I smile.
I even give stranger encouraging words of support or give them the finger, depending on the day.
Point is, I’m fucking human. I love God, I worship and pray everyday. I have my struggles sometimes I fail, often I succeed.
I’m not just another...
Watchmayaadeline:
sk8boardn8:
my-d1vineright:
theafrosistuh:
intelligentrambling:
beautifulinmybrokenness:
str8nochaser:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bayybaaaaaay!!!!!!!
bayyybaaayyy ohh babbbaayyyy
MOST FAVORITE SCENES EVERRR
classic moments
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yes yes yesss
“Oh, cos the night time, is always the right time, to be with the one you...
LOLOLOL
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you test a new “toy” & don’t notice you dripped lube on your undies & your mom gives you that “You lil nasty” look
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Years = Drinks
Valentines Day = Sex
Birthday = All of The Above
Why is it that whenever a girl says she has an upset stomach, people automatically assume she’s pregnant? Society is FUCKED, major.
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me looking for A fuck to give.
